Thursday, October 11, 2007

This is funny...

I think some of you have read this...but still think its funny.

What Starts with F and ends with K

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."

Principal: " What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps in to?"
Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......


= FLoReNcE = said...

Oh...I think Harry is so smart...
Hahaha..ur story is funny. ^_^

Sileast20 said...

heheheheheheheh.....that was hilariuos......

Daphne Ling said...

Hey NightWing,

Haha...Actually no, I haven't read that, and I'm laughing myself silly!

Oh dear...

Thanks for sharing!

ruby ahmad said...

Hi Nightwing,

What a hilarious piece. Witty too. I wouldn't go that far with the last few questions..ha ha. This is a modern classic piece.

J.T. said...

hahaha... that was a good one.

That only proves how innocent a child is.

Nightwing said...

Hello florence, Welcome to my crib.

Ya, when i read it, sure was funny...thats why want to share it here. You have a great weekend ahead.

Nightwing said...

Hi bro Sileast, thanks for popping in. Hope you will have a good long weekend.

Nightwing said...

Howdy Daphne, thanks for the nice words. Am glad you like it. You have a good weekend ahead..:)

Nightwing said...

Helo Kak Ruby, thanks for the lovely comments.

May you and your love ones have a great Raya Celebration...Cheers.

Nightwing said...

Hi JT,

Ya, kids say the darnest things..which sometimes adults can;t comprehend...:)

You have a great weekend ahead. Take care.

Cat Cat said...

I had the last answer wrong too... Hahaha...
That's a funny story to share with us... Thanks wing.

winniethepooh said...

hahaha harry sure is smart! i had a gd laugh tooo..thanks!

Nightwing said...

Helo Cat,

Don't worry...we keep the answers to ourselves...unlike the headmaster...haha..

U have a great weekend ahead.

Nightwing said...

Hi Winnie,

Glad you like it....hehe You have a great weekend ahead.

Must really thank the original guy who wrote this piece. Very creative writing...:)

Puteri said...

Haha, that is so funny!

Nightwing said...

Helo Puteri,

hehe...glad u like it.