Monday, December 10, 2007

De Beer...

Not sure if you have read this before. Just received it today.

Subject: de beer


Beer contains female hormones
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:


1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.


No further testing was considered necessary.


Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!
And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! If you think they can handle it.

3 comments:

Sweetiepie said...

LOL!3,4,6,8 are the exactly what my hubby did.That's so true!Oh yes,I did visit his blog.He is a very good teller.I like the way he write the story.Very intersting to me.Thanks for sharing his blog to me.:)

Puteri said...

Haha!

Nightwing said...

Hi Sweetiepie,

Am glad u like the joke...hehe.

Ya, Uncle Lee is one heck of a story teller. I am sure he be happy to know u visited his blog..:)


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Hi Puteri,

U have a good week now...:)