Saturday, September 27, 2008

Hubby wanted...

Hehe...got this from you know who..:)

Have a great weekend people...:)

A lonely widow, aged , decided that it was time to get married again.

So she put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
WANTED: HUSBAND!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME.
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell.



Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman

sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.
'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?'

the widow said. 'Just look at you - you have no legs!'
The old gentleman smiled, ' Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'
'You don't have any arms either!' she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed??'
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,

'I rang the doorbell, didn't I?'

The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.

12 comments:

Monica said...

hahaha...Oh well, good try!!! :-D
Have a great weekend Nightwing...

Yatie_T said...

hahhaha.... that was funny. You have a wonderful weekend, Nightwing.

Nightwing said...

Hi Monica,

You have a great ahead now...cheers.

Nightwing said...

Helo Yatie,

Glad u like the joke...:)

U have a great week ahead too...:)

J.T. said...

hahahaha ... good one, Nightwing.
Hope you are having a good weekend.

U.Lee said...

Nightwing! Love the joke...ha ha....
Oh ya, few years back a man age 28 married a woman 70 here.
Hmmmm, could be money involved somewhere, ha ha. Lee.

Nightwing said...

Hi JT,

Glad u enjoyed the joke...:)

U have a great week ahead now...cheers.

Nightwing said...

Helo Uncle Lee,

Thanks for dropping by...:)

Wow 28 and 70....kinda make u think.

You have a great week ahead now..cheers.

Sue said...

Hi Hi! How are you? Just dropping by. Sorry haven't blog hopping for a while...Cheers!

Nightwing said...

Hi Sue,

How r u? Thank you for dropping by.

You have a great week ahead now...cheers.

winniethepooh said...

thats was funny :) u hv a great week nightwing and happy holiday!

Nightwing said...

Hi Winnie,

Thank you for dropping by.

You take care now..cheers.