Monday, September 15, 2008

An update on why did the chicken cross the road...

Another one from KL aunty..:)

This is posted as a joke. Hope you all will enjoy it.




Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MCCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because it recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing the road together, in peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .......... reboot.

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:
Chicken shall not shit while crossing the road. This is for a green environment.

LEE KUAN YEW:
We have installed crossing lights at all traffic junctions. All chickens should follow instructions while crossing the road.

SAMY VELLU:
Gantry points have been set up. All chickens wanting to cross the road are advised to top up their cash cards first.

NAJIB RAZAK:
What chickens? I don't know any chickens... especially those from Mongolia.

ABDULLAH BADAWI:
We have to be fair to all chickens. Some want to cross over the road, some do not. ........ Zzzzzz .......zzzzzz ....... Now what were we talking about? Ah yes, chickens. We will form a Royal Commission to decide whether it is right for them to cross the road.

MAHATHIR:
Now even non-bumi chickens want to cross the road! How can they disrespect and disregard apa nama bumi chickens? We must be allowed to cross over first. It is our special privilege and no one can challenge that!

ANWAR:
We have enough chickens waiting to cross over in September.

SHAHRIR:
All foreign chickens are welcome in Malaysia but they must not cross over the road within 50km of the border.

15 comments:

Akmal said...

Nightwing,
LOL! :))

Gallilvanter said...

I've read this before....nice one! :-)

Nightwing said...

Hi Akmal,

Glad u like it..:)

U have a great week ahead now.

Nightwing said...

Hi Gallilvanter,

Thanks for dropping by...u have a great week ahead now..cheers.

Pi Bani said...

COLONEL SANDERS (of KFC fame):
What? A chicken escaped??!

sting said...

hehe... thanks for the joke :-)

Nightwing said...

Helo Kak Pi,

hehe...that's a good one...:)

Nightwing said...

Hi Sting,

Thanks for dropping by.

Glad u like the joke..:)

Take care now...cheers.

U.Lee said...

Hi Nightwing, ha ha....good one.
To me, the best chicken are chicken wings, Kentucky friend and roast chicken, ha ha.
Watch your swing, Lee.

Ms eNVy said...

LOL! .. really hilarious! ..

Nightwing said...

Hi Uncle Lee,

Glad u like the joke...:)

U have a great weekend ahead now...cheers.

Nightwing said...

Helo Ms Envy,

hehe...glad u enjoy the joke.

U have a great weekend ahead now..cheers.

Zawi said...

Nightwing,
I should have been here earlier to enjoy the chicken jokes hahaha.
If Colonel Sanders were to wake up from his death, he will die a second death after seeing others making so much money from his chicken recipe. He wil also be surprised at the size of the chicken served to the customers now, thay are getting smaller and smaller.

smallee said...

Hey brother... that's a good one. So should we now go for some chicken rice...haha..

Nightwing said...

Helo Smallee,

Sure..just let me know when and where..:)