Tuesday, October 14, 2008

The art of being married...

Got this from an email...:)

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The
> husband,
> although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on
> the town and party
> with his old buddies.
>
> So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right
> back.'
>
> 'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife.
>
> 'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going
> to have a beer.'
>
> The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'. She
> opened the door to
> the refrigerator
> and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
> different countries; Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,
> etc.
>
> The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing
> that he could think of
> saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop ....... but at the bar, you
> know..........
> they have frozen glasses'.
>
> He didn't get to finish the sentence because the wife
> interrupted him
> by saying,
> 'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?' She took a
> huge beer mug out of the
> freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding
> it.
>
> The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie
> roll........ but at the
> bar, they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really
> delicious..............I won't be long, I'll be
> right back. I
> promise........ OK?'
>
> You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?'. She opened
> the oven and took
> out 5 dishes
> of different hors d'oeuvres; chicken wings, pigs in
> blankets,
> mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
>
> 'But my sweet honey............ at the bar, you know
> ......... there's
> swearing,
> dirty words and all that'.
>
> 'You want dirty words, Dickhead???? Drink your fucking
> beer in your goddamn
> frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks because you
> are MARRIED now,
> and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?'..
>
>
>
> *......... and they lived happily ever after. Isn't
> that a sweet story?*

16 comments:

Akmal said...

That, definitely, is going to work!
LOL

Salt N Turmeric said...

hahahha. thts so damn funny. yup, cant fool a wife with those stupid excuses.

Nightwing said...

Hi Akmal,

Hehe...glad u like the joke bro...:)

Nightwing said...

Hi S&T,

Thank you for dropping by...am glad u like the joke..:)

You have a great week now..cheers.

Yatie_T said...

Hahaha.... that's a mouthful of bad words. She's really good but I am not so sure if they lived happily ever after. ;-)

sting said...

hahahaha! the wife can predict him already!!

Nightwing said...

Hi Yatie,

Hehe...maybe one of the couple is living happily...:)

Nightwing said...

Elo Sting,

Ya...you are rite...all fully prepared for what ever excuses she has...:)

Anonymous said...

goodness...i nearly fell off my chair laughing!

Bigtee

Nightwing said...

Helo Big Tee,

Glad u like the joke.

And thanks for the one u email me..will share it here soon..:)

hazlindakim said...

Hello there,

HAHAHAHA... That made me laugh out loud!
Thanks!

Keep well.

Clarisse Teagen said...

OMG!
OK!
That's one bar of a marriage.

Nightwing said...

Hi Hazlindakim,

How are you? Am glad you like the joke...:)

U take care now...cheers.

Nightwing said...

Helo Clarisse,

Welcome to my crib.

Thank you for dropping by.

Monica said...

hahahha...love this joke! :-D

Nightwing said...

Hi Monica,

Thanks for dropping by..:)