Monday, February 23, 2009

Jokes for Monday...

Got this email from a friend. Have a great week ahead now...cheers.


Since "blonde" is a state of mind, my profound apologies to all the very smart blondes I know!





6 degrees of blonde


FIRST DEGREE

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
and said 'How should I know,
that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife said, 'I don't know,
some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'

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SECOND DEGREE

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on
the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the
mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' The second blonde
says, 'Here, let me see!' So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'

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THIRD DEGREE

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her,
so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment
unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him
in the arms of a redhead....
Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
she is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'

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FOURTH DEGREE

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, 'Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them.'
A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'
The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy: W.'

*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*

FIFTH DEGREE

What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
'Is it mine?'

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SIXTH DEGREE

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarised.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman...'

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OK.. Now forward this to someone else who needs a laugh today.

8 comments:

Akmal said...

Gee, man, you never fail to make e smile with your email jokes, you know? :D

Nightwing said...

Hi Bro Akmal,

Hehe...good to know u enjoy the jokes..:)

U have a great week ahead now..cheers.

Uncle Lee said...

Hi Nightwing, ha ha.
You wait one day a Blonde beats you at the 18th, ha ha. Lee.

Monica said...

Hi Nightwing! let's play along with the photo meme tag! :-D

Nightwing said...

Hi Monica,

Thanks for the tag...will check it out.

Nightwing said...

Helo Uncle Lee,

Ya...you are rite on that part..:)

Daphne Ling said...

Hi Nightwing,

Hehe...I know it's a stereotype that blondes are dumb, but the jokes are funny nonetheless! I happen to know at least one very smart blonde.

One of my profs has classic blonde hair and has blue eyes, and has got to be about the smartest people I know! I feel very dumb next to her...

Nightwing said...

Hi Daphne,

Thank you for dropping by. Sometimes i wonder where this stereotyping came from.

Maybe it is more prevalent in the States and not much so in Canada.

Any way u have a great week ahead...cheers.