Monday, August 4, 2008

Surprised visit..

Last Tuesday morning received an sms from KL aunty...she mentioned she was already in Miri. I quickly rang her. She came for the Eastern Leg MALGA (Malaysia Amature Ladis Golf Association) golf competition. She did not informed in advance caused wanted to surprise me.

I went to the hotel to pick her and another lady golfer for lunch and they had a praticed round. The competition was on Wednesday and Thursday. She went back in Thursday nite...did not stayed for prize giving. She got second place in her division. Won a crystal tray..another lady golfer bring back to KL for her.

While she was here, i drove them around...from hotel to golf club and for dinner. Had fun with her and her fellow golfers. All of them got great sense of humour..:)

And it seems she is now into emails...:)

So here is one from her...cheers.

NICKNAMES
a.. If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will
call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

b.. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately
refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
a.. When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though
it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

b.. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
a.. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
b.. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
a.. A man has seven items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, deodorant and a towel .

b.. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
a.. A woman has the last word in any argument.
b.. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
a.. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
b.. A man never worries about the future until he gets awife.

SUCCESS
a.. A successful man is one who makes more money than hiswife can spend.
b.. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
a.. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
b.. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
a.. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
b.. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
a.. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
b.. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
a.. Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She
knows about dentist appointments and romances, best
friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

b.. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in
the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two
people remembering the same thing!

SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and
who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

16 comments:

Akmal said...

Ah, your auntie with lots of nice, sleek SMS jokes and messages, yes?

Cat Cat said...

A good email, wing... Some are true and some I disagree... Hehe.

Nightwing said...

Hi bro Akmal,

Ya she does have a lot of these messages..:)

Thanks for dropping by and u have a great week now...cheers.

Nightwing said...

Hi Cat,

Glad u like it..:)

U have a great week ahead now....:)

Monica said...

What a fun surprise, huh? ;-)

Ms eNVy said...

what a lovely surprise eh ? :) well you are such a good host! .. maybe next time you'll take me to nice places when my family & I come over to ur part of the world .. can right ? .. hehehe ..

Yatie_T said...

EATING OUT
a.. When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though
it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

b. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


Nightwing,
men in the US now days are not like Mike, Dave & John. They mostly like the girls... they carry calculators with them. :)

Nightwing said...

Hi Monica,

Yep...indeed a great surprise.

You have a great week ahead now...cheers.

Nightwing said...

Hi Ms Envy,

You are most welcome to my city..:)

It will be my pleasure in being ur host..:)

Nightwing said...

Hi Yatie,

Thanks for sharing the info..:)

I think most handphones have calculator functions...:)

You have a great week now...:)

ruby ahmad said...

Hello Nightwing,

What a laugh this entry gave me. Your aunty is quite a fun character. Enjoyed.

Nightwing said...

Hello Kak Ruby,

How r u? Am glad u like the joke...:)

U.Lee said...

Hi Nightwing, sure made me smile right thru reading the jokes. Good one.
You have a great weekend, and good golfing, Lee.

Nightwing said...

Hello Uncle Lee,

Thank you for dropping by.

Am glad u like the joke..:)

You too have a great weekend.

Hazel said...

such a good fact here..loves to read such messages..

Nightwing said...

Hi Hazel,

Thanks for dropping by.

Glad u like the post...:)